Apparently, I'm 60% Virgin

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[ ] Smoked
[x] Drank alcohol. (it's nasty. Beer was tasted on accident as a kid since i thought the can was my soda, I have only been able to find one kind of wine I can stand, and I my mom makes me strawberry daiquiris sometimes (I try to get them without the rum in it, but we don't always have enough mix to make a virgin batch)) 
[x] Cried when someone died. 
[ ] Been drunk
[ ] Had sex.
[x] Been to a concert. 
[ ] gotten/given a handjob. 
[ ] gotten/given a blowjob.
[x] Been verbally/sexually harassed. (thank you assholes on the street. I hadn't been able to wear tank-tops for years after that, and I'm still not comfortable wearing shorts -_-)
[ ] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 

Percentage so far: 96%

[ ] Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 
[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
[ ] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
[ ] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] Been to prom.
[x] Cried at school 
[x] Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store 
[ ] Went streaking.
[ ] Given or received a lap dance. 
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room (nephews and childhood friends)

Percentage so far: 91%

[x] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (again, nephews and childhood friends on both of these.)
[ ] Kissed a stranger.  
[ ] Hugged a stranger.  
[ ] Went scuba diving.
[x] Driven a car (just about every day)
[ ] Gotten an x-ray.
[/] Hit by a car. (got my leg ran over by an atv)
[x] Had a party.
[ ] Done serious drugs.

Percentage so far: 86.5%

[ ] Played strip poker/darts. 
[ ] Got paid to strip for someone.
[ ] Run away from home.
[ ] Broken a bone 
[ ] Eaten sushi. 
[ ] Bought porn. 
[ ] Watched porn (not as far as I can remember. I've read rather smutty things, but never actually watched anything of the sort)
[ ] Made porn
[x] Been in love 

Percentage so far: 85.5%

[ ] Made Out.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[ ] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[x] Shot a gun 
[ ] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 
[x] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 
[x] Watched an animal die. 

Percentage so far: 79.5%

[ ] Watched a person die. 
[ ] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person. 
[x] Pranked somebody 
[ ] Put somebody in the hospital.
[ ] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[ ] Kissed somebody of the same sex. 
[x] Dressed punk. (almost every day I don't have to wear my work uniform)
[ ] Dressed goth.
[ ] Dressed preppy. 
[ ] Been to a motocross race.

Percentage so far: 77.5%

[x] Avoided somebody.
[x
] Been stalked. (dude was creepy as hell too)
[ ] Stalked someone.
[/] Met a celebrity. (I don't know if band members from the bands I listen to are technically considered "celebrities")
[ ] Played an instrument 
[x] Ridden a horse.
[x] Cut yourself. (Like, intentionally or? Well, it's yes to both)
[ ] Bungee jumped.
[ ] Ding dong ditched somebody. 
[ ] Been to a wild party.

Percentage so far: 73%

[ ] Got caught stealing something.
[ ] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[ ] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 
[ ] Gone out with your friend's crush. 
[ ] Got arrested. 
[ ] Been pregnant. 
[x] Babysat.
[x] Been to another country.
[ ] Set your house on fire. 
[x] Had an encounter with a ghost. (Well, i tend to be skeptical about these things, but I did experience some things that I have yet to explain that most would consider to be an experience of the "ghostly" persuasion) 

Percentage so far: 70%

[ ] Donated your hair to cancer patients. (tried to, but it wasn't long enough at that point, and I hadn't grown it out that long since. I've only just recently decided to let it grow out again)
[x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by 
[x] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[ ] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
[x] Sat on your butt all day.
[ ] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself 
[x] Had a job (two now)
[ ] Gotten cut from a sports team.
[x] Been called a whore (again, thank you assholes on the street -_-)
[ ] Danced like a whore.

Percentage so far: 65%

[x] Been mistaken as older than your own age. 
[x] Been in a car accident. 
[x] Been told you have beautiful eyes. 
[x] Been told you have beautiful hair. 
[x] Danced in the rain.
[ ] Been rejected.
[ ] Walked out of a restaurant without paying.  
[ ] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
Results:60%
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